yourplayersaidwhat:

We were discussing what we should buy with the gigantic loot we got after fighting a boss.

Paladin: we have enough money to buy Hippogriffs as mounts, right?

FIghter (treasurer): *nods* We are four, we can buy four of those and there would still be some gold left

Druid: I WANT A SCORPION

Cleric:…Dont you think we got enough animals already? *Pointing at our 3 lizards, 2 pseudodragons, horse and pet squirrell*

Druid: THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH ANIMALS

Fighter:… we can sell the horse and buy a fifth Hippogriff

Paladin: what about a Griffin instead?

We bought a Griffin and four Hipogriffs. The druid’s scorpion is named Jenniffer and the Paladin is saving money to get the horse back

Two sessions later, after a lot of teamwork and two nat20s we somehow befriended a chimera, kidnaped a newborn phoenix and adopted a human NPC.

We are now planning in how to scam the whole kingdom to get enough money to buy a house for our personal Zoo. The Cleric opines we should charge for the entrance