yourplayersaidwhat:

NPC: Aukan? What are you doing here?
Rogue: Who the hell is Aukan?
Warlock: I go by Dug these days, but–
Bard: You’ve got a fake identity too!
(The bard and the rogue both have false identities)
Warlock: A nickname isn’t the same as a–
The whole party, chanting: Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!