Those hands gotta lay on something

yourplayersaidwhat:

The party is defending a wagon being ambushed by bandits. Our paladin, who has drawn the most fire during the battle, is flagging.

Paladin: “Alright, someone needs to heal the paladin.”

Ranger: “You have healing! You can do that yourself!”

Paladin: “But I wanna use my turn to stab something!”

Fighter: “No. You need to go back behind the wagon and touch yourself.”