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sasuke: naruto i need to know something

naruto: o. kay.

sasuke: am i

naruto: are you

sasuke: am i a slut

naruto:

sasuke: it’s just that i’ve been going to therapy lately and my therapist tells me that i seek to solve my emotional problems by engaging in behavior that may not be healthy for me and that im actually being self destructive by making eyes at every man i meet

naruto:

sasuke: what

naruto: why havent you made eyes at me yet. 

sasuke: naruto were literally having sex right now

naruto: yeah but…. you didnt make the eyes.