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Month: Sep 2018
@awkwards-no-jutsu From Naruto Shippuden the Movie. Damn is he that much of a pussy with ghosts?
[^ awkward submission from @whitechocoalate; thank you!] Yush, he is. I bet he got it from his mother, lol
Same.
you and i will always be back then 🌱 thank you adventure time 💕 you mean the world to me :’)
“It’s not that I don’t believe you Leorio. It’s that I don’t believe you and don’t care.”
— Kurapika, to Leorio
Phinks: *gives Machi the phone* Machi, tell Chrollo everything is fine.
Machi: Hey, Boss, we haven’t eaten for days, your plants are dead, and I’m leaving to be a Hunter. Love ya, bye!
Killua: Thanks, Mom.
Killua: … Why is everyone staring at me?
Gon: You just called Bisky “Mom”. You said, “Thanks, Mom”.
Killua: What? No, I didn’t. I said “Thanks, Bisky.”
Bisky: Do you see me as a mother figure, Killua?
Killua: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure because you’re always bothering me.
Gon: Hey, show your mother some respect!
So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?
Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.
What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18
whenever i talk about my girlfriend around straight people, a few things usually happen; they go quiet, the atmosphere changes, someone changes the topic very quick, etc. (which are similar “methods” for people to ignore and distance someone they feel doesn’t belong in the group, you know?) i usually say things like “oh, my girlfriend loves that movie!” or “my girlfriend is great at computers so she always helps me when mine is acting up”, ya know, regular everyday things that relate to the topic we are discussing. lately i’ve really started to realize why the entire mood usually changes with me mentioning of my girlfriend – straight people always feel like gay people are oversharing just by mentioning their partner. to straight people, i’m overstepping some kind of boundary just by mentioning that i have a girlfriend. to them, me saying “my girlfriend” is entirely synonymous with me out of the blue saying “i am a lesbian”, a statement that is somehow inherently oversharing and too much information, as well as a real quick and easy way of involuntarily distancing myself from the group that i in that moment am not fully a part of anymore.
I reblogged to much to let it go away in like a day?? 