danny phantom au where danny’s excuses get increasingly ridiculous as time goes on but no one questions it
mr lancer i forgot my shoes
“mr lancer i am danny phantom”
“yeah yeah just get to your seat”
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woweezowee
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Oewoeowoewowz
*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*
my son: ay carumba!
me: [picks him up by the throat and throttles him until he can’t breathe]
I reblogged to much to let it go away in like a day?? 