valucard:

dad-victoriam:

claustrophiles:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

Fallout 3 (2008)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

beercheesecasserole:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

vitam-mortem-et-veritatis:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

considering the Bat fam consists of one lesbian and roughly a dozen disaster bisexuals, pride month must really be something at Wayne Manor

Bruce wakes up on June first and is greeted by three of his kids screaming “MOVE I’M GAY” in the kitchen, a bisexual pride flag waving from the rooftop of stately Wayne Manor, and Cass with rainbow glitter already in her hair at 7:30 AM

And he loves it.

Bruce slept with an I Love My Gay Kids t-shirt under his pajamas just so he could dramatically reveal it at breakfast

Pfft. As if Batman isnt the hugest bisexual you’ve ever seen. No one that dramatic is straight.

I never said he wasn’t, he’s obviously one of chaos bisexuals

fidnru:

middle aged white man with trump maga van sends pipe bombs and anthrax to 13 prominent democratic politicians, donors, and media outlets.

middle aged white man who claims he ‘doesn’t shoot whites’ attempts to enter a black church for a massacre, fails, and murders two random black strangers in a grocery store.

white man yells ‘all jews must die!’ before entering a synagogue during shabbat and opening fire. the news is still breaking, but at least eight people are confirmed dead.

it’s been 48 hours.

vaantablack:

Everyone’s such a punk pussy bitch like! Grow up, put some hatred in your heart for rapists and pedophiles and abusers. Turn your back on people who have committed grand acts of violence. Stop being such lil’ fake and gutless people that you’d spend more time defending sadists than their victims.

50shadesofcanteven:

ruining-the-surprise:

rickdragornson:

badsciencejokes:

Uh

Heavy metals in the what now?

So here’s a Reconstruction of what happened
As you can clearly see, the Heavy Metal inside the child made her attracted to the car. Very Sad

Bruh I didn’t mean to laugh but bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

telekin-ian:

zoe-of-the-veil:

gingerweed-man:

tilthat:

TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5 million because of “emotional distress” he suffered after receiving just 1 napkin with his meal.

via reddit.com

Except no that’s not what happened, that’s not why he sued, he sued because when he went to ask for more napkins, the staff started racially harassing him, all over fucking napkins. As for the amount, ut was probably exaggerated by the lawyer so when the court shrinks it, McDonalds would still have to pay at least something.

There are no such things as frivolous lawsuits made by individual people.

McDonald’s (and most businesses) have insanely good pr departments. The woman who sued McDonald’s for being burned by their coffee was turned into the face of “people will sue over anything” because suing over coffee being hot sounds ridiculous, right? Except for she was literally burned to the bone. The pictures are nauseating. What she went through was horrifying.

If you ever find yourself ridiculing an individual on a company’s behalf you’re probably just repeating pr propaganda

This is one of several hills I will die on.