Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)
Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this
Women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable. End of discussion.
i know you probably just wanna make me Mad to get attention and i’m playing into your hands by even RESPONDING but i just
you’re old enough to be my fuckin DAD and you’re running THIS tumblr???? really?????????? this is the smallest dick energy i’ve ever seen
No way I’m fucking you unless you have good eye liner
no comeback i make could possibly be as funny as your entire existence holy shit i’m losing it
This just in: no one wants to sleep with you anyways!
I reblogged to much to let it go away in like a day?? 