thegrimmlovely:

magicianmew:

happyhealthycats:

heatherwanderer:

timemachineyeah:

happyhealthycats:

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

OH MY GOD

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

That is the cutest/funniest sound I’ve ever heard a cat make.

Did you adopt them as unsocialized adults?

SHE CAME IN A TWO PACK

sweettoothedtrickster13:

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

“Alright, now I just went into 7-11. That’s pretty convenient. I guess. I dunno if it’s ok to label your entire fucking store a convenience store. Ok, for example, it’s kinda busy out. What if I were across the st-? [pause while video zooms in on 7-11 across the street] There’s another one. There’s another one right the fuck there. There’s a 7-11

  there’s a 7-11. Alright. That’s fine. That’s pretty con-fucking-venient. I’m sorry for doubting you, 7-11, have a good night.”