michael myers: standing outside your window about to go for the kill

you: oh hes kinda sexy

michael myers:

irpandaking:

dablackcarib:

😂😂😂😂

I absolutely love the fact that he still wanted to help.

I need an update. Did he get to help

deadpanwalking:

julystorms:

julystorms:

julystorms:

i found it guys

the worst phone case ever

BEHOLD

you can buy it here. but i have no earthly idea why you’d want to

oh my god omgod oh mY GOD

a COMB

a RING

A MIRROR

A COMPACT

AND FINALLY

FINALLY

i’m losing my mind

gouachevalier:

silenced-fox:

joke: nut november

broke: no nut november

WOKE: NUT IN YOUR WIFE AND GET HER PREGNANT AND START A FAMILY NOVEMBER

floralsgifts:

I’ve just added these two large beautiful quartz clusters to floralsgifts.com 🎃✨

midtown120blues:

moscowdiscow:

kaizo-ningen:

radicalapollo:

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her