sherlocks-bitch-moriarty:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bitch-is-for-okay:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

deathlikespizza:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mmm borger

made perfect borger, iz good

Gaud’s Juicy Fuck*ng Borger Recipe

use hands to mix in bowl:

  • 1lb ground beef
  • 1/3 cup (panko) breadcrumbs
  • 1 beaten egg
  • 1 tbsp the worchestshire sauce
  • 1 tbsp minced garcli   
  • 1 tbsp milk/cream
  • salt

round each patty into beautiful spheres. flatten slightly, like you changed your mind last minute. pan grill medium-high until however long feels right

i topped mine w/ blackberry preserves, goats cheese, chipotle mayo, & avocado. next will be experimenting w/ hot pepper jelly. also where the heck can i buy brioche buns, they’re harder to find than mythical pokemon

You surprise me so much sometimes. You can cook really well and write really well. What else are you good at?

no that’s it. those are the 2 things

you’re twenty-six, gaud

i refuse to remember numbers 

What about those gosh darned nickels

lesbianistictendencies:

gayforlangs:

organizedstudy:

I remember when I took a linguistics class in high school (like 3 years ago) and my teacher showed us this site that was super cool but I can’t remember its name. I don’t remember 100% how it was structured but it was something along the lines of you type a word in English and it shows you the word in other IE-languages. Or if it was words with the same root in other languages? (I think the latter one) Like you’d type “garden” and you would get a map of Europe and on Sweden it says like “gård” and on France “jardin” etc. as well as an English translation. I think it was something like that? Anyway, if anyone recognized this website please tell me what it’s called! 

http://ukdataexplorer.com/european-translator/

unpretty:

unpretty:

one time i went to a work event with my dad and he was talking about some celebrity and one of the other guys there was like “i have no idea how you know all this stuff, i’m too old for this” and dad was like, “oh, you know, i’ve got teenagers” in a very ‘they force me to watch their garbage’ sort of way at which point i realized dad had been using me as a smokescreen for his love of mtv for years

when i was younger he would always let me bring my gameboy along to keep me entertained and then he would ask what i was up to in enough detail to establish that he had a basic understanding of pokemon, in order to establish dominance over the other, non-pokemon-understanding parents

thesymbolofpeace:

to all the minors following me you dont have to reveal everything about yourself on the internet you dont have to make a laundry list of the MI’s and traumas u have endured be on your about its ok to not make this very extremely personal stuff you wouldnt tell to people you first meet irl easily available on your online web page you really dont owe anything to anyone and you can and should indulge in privacy