sweettoothedtrickster13:

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

“Alright, now I just went into 7-11. That’s pretty convenient. I guess. I dunno if it’s ok to label your entire fucking store a convenience store. Ok, for example, it’s kinda busy out. What if I were across the st-? [pause while video zooms in on 7-11 across the street] There’s another one. There’s another one right the fuck there. There’s a 7-11

  there’s a 7-11. Alright. That’s fine. That’s pretty con-fucking-venient. I’m sorry for doubting you, 7-11, have a good night.”