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Gods as things said on my class Discord

Zeus: They can just challenge them back??? Just say no. I’m the prime minister

Poseidon: bleh discrimination against us furries 🐺

Hades: No no no, small blood so you go pale like vamp bc it goes to brain

Hera: “I love this beautiful class!” “fuck off, this aint thanksgiving nor christmas , you dont have to act white”

Demeter: “These birds probably have a higher IQ than I have” (talking about keas)

Hestia: I decided to actually check Facebook for once and now I’m fully considering deleting it

Aphrodite: (a selfie) can everyone look at this very good girl thanks

Hephaestus: Please Stop Calling Me A Careless Zebra; Instead Try Learning How Copper Might Save Gold Plaintively

Ares: Nah thats fu ked noah does gang signs elijahs obesses with fortnite and me and elikah beat the shit out of each other

Athena: Tryna make me like actually think with their whole “suggest a way to make this experiment better” bullshit, Like bitch all I did was memorise stuff

Artemis: i should mute every server rubin’s on

Apollo: i forgot the heart was connected to the lungs so i guess i failed

Dionysus: he had a mission: enter the server, traumatise everyone, leave

Hermes: Really bored and want to regret life? Google ‘Chuck Tingle’