alexander:

literallyaflame:

twa2:

literallyaflame:

twa2:

literallyaflame:

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

Women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable. End of discussion.

i know you probably just wanna make me Mad to get attention and i’m playing into your hands by even RESPONDING but i just

you’re old enough to be my fuckin DAD and you’re running THIS tumblr???? really?????????? this is the smallest dick energy i’ve ever seen

No way I’m fucking you unless you have good eye liner

no comeback i make could possibly be as funny as your entire existence holy shit i’m losing it

This just in: no one wants to sleep with you anyways!