My favorite Saints row quotes because why not

creaturefromacaldron:

– “I always wanted to strip dance!”
-“You’re not wearing any pants”
-“FUCK YOU PAUL”
-“Then go make yourself a fuckin’ waffle”
-“Wanna add casual sex to that list”
-“I am equipped to pleasure you”
-“I always thought you were just friendly and hated pants”

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