Kakashi Hatake

jujuspams:

Our next gut buster is Kakashi “I’ll steal yo bitch with your own moves” Hatake

Now he was my first Naruto daddy

While all you other hoes was chasing after Sasuke’s lonely ass I was thirsting after the copycat ninja.

Now I just know Kakashi was on some freaky shit idc what ya’ll say

This nigga was always reading them damn porn books

You really think he wasn’t trying any of that shit

I just know he’ll have me seeing the promise land.

Can we please talk about the best fucking fight of the fucking series.

Like bitch when I say this fight had everything in it

Emotions, good hand to hand combat, different types of jutsus, and story/flashbacks

I could honestly say I was rooting for both of them

Bitch when I say I was crunk asf when I finally saw his face

Like I already knew he was fine asf like it was noway possible that he could have been ugly

I am yet to see an ugly anime character with white hair

Now don’t quote me on that shit cause a bitch might be wrong.

But bitch I would gladly toss the pussy at him like a shuriken

Bitch look at that fucking buffet, I would gobble the dick without a care

No matter how old Kakashi gets them hands never age

He was serving niggas double his age when he was in the anbu

And the crazy thing about is he’s cool asf

Like he legit reminds me of that chill ass family friend that you’ll diffidently fuck if given the chance.

It’s always the chill ones that knock you the fuck out with the quickness

Do you see how fine he looks

That’s how you look when you’re unproblematic

My nigga aged like fucking wine

I would gladly be his fucking sugar baby with no complaint

And he wouldn’t even have to give me money, I just want the dick bitch

I could see myself now, getting my guts rearranged in the Hokage office

Like omg I just can’t like he needs some stress relief in his life

And I’m right here with open arms and legs

Shout out to New York

I don’t know who i want to do next so give ya girl some ideas