Girlfriend: (while rolling stats) Do I get better stats because I’m sleeping with the DM?
DM (me): You get what the dice give you
Girlfriend: Maybe I should sleep with the dice next time.
Girlfriend: (while rolling stats) Do I get better stats because I’m sleeping with the DM?
DM (me): You get what the dice give you
Girlfriend: Maybe I should sleep with the dice next time.