ladysaytenn:

Say what you will about Undertale, but “I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days” is a powerful statement to say to a child holding you at knifepoint.

pipboy:

Its MY funeral I get to choose who gets buried!

jerryle3:

alithehypnoslut:

bannableoffense:

yomozukis:

yomozukis:

I’m reading on old superstitions and:
“Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!”
September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

the devil nutted on my birthday

how funny

Happy Birthday! May the Devil nut plentifully today!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

loafofapologeticdangernoodles:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pukicho:

My phone is on 3% I just wanted to say I love you

died doing what he loved

you?

you gremlins have got to stop shipping me with every other big blog out there

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i like the dichotomy of weddings and honeymoons. like “let’s spend a day surrounded by all our family & friends, and then get as far away & alone as possible”

#petition to make honeymoons mandatory follow up for all family gatherings   #all gatherings   #any social contact at all

allaboutshouto:

There are two types of Springtime of Youth

VS

Bonus Kakashi All Might to Midnight Gai-sensei