Isabelle’s final smash is guilting the mayor for not playing in over a year
Month: Sep 2018
Gon: I have a plan.
Killua: You have a plan?
Gon: I have … part of a plan.
Killua: What percentage of a plan?
Gon: 12%.
Someone: Hey asshole!
Hisoka: *automatically turns around*
Melody: Kurapika, please chill.
Kurapika: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 87, “no”.
Palm: Because in 20 years, I guarantee you I will be Gon’s second wife.
Gon: What happened to my first wife?
Palm: Nothing you can prove.
The reason crows stay away from scarecrows is because they’re constantly T-posing to assert their dominance.
Two magicians made a blood oath when they were children that they would never harm each other. Now they are mortal enemies and have resorted to inconveniencing and annoying each other, knowing if they harm one another they’ll die.
I want to watch this show
That’s actually how one of them torments the other: by hiring a film crew to follow them around and broadcast their lives as a reality show.
dir. Taika Waititi
How to tell time back in the medieval ages
e me a mail
make the attachment
a pic of a snail
Eyeliner, much?
I reblogged to much to let it go away in like a day?? 