literallyaflame:

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

berrystumpytail:

saltyandsadpotato:

berrystumpytail:

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

the-knights-who-say-book:

the-knights-who-say-book:

the-knights-who-say-book:

“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

These aren’t exaggerations

pakunoda:

love how narutos just out there…believing

dr-archeville:

[Point at Hurricane Florence and Sternly Tell It to Go Away]

[Blast Kamehamehas at Hurricane Florence from the Carolina coast]

[Boycott Hurricane Florence]

[Destabilize Hurricane Florence By Running Around It Really Fast]

[Use all of our fans at once to blow away Hurricane Florence]

[Yell “Fake News” At Hurricane Florence]

[Take Hurricane Florence and PUSH It Somewhere ELSE!]

[Shout “Begone, Thot!” at Hurricane Florence]

[Shooting Guns At Hurricane Florence To Scare It Away]

[Sacrifice Florida to appease Hurricane Florence]

[Threaten Hurricane Florence With Lawsuit To Scare It Away]

[Do the hokey pokey with Florence so she’ll turn herself around]