Barbarian monk: As long as I don’t get hurt, I’ll do it
Rogue: It was the most excruciating thing I’ve ever felt
Barbarian monk: But was there pain?
Whole party lost its shit
Month: Sep 2018
“Aaaaand I’ll wait until everybody gets back to the table so we can use more of our special effects budget.”
-our GM, after my cleric fell to his knees and begged his god to tell him what he needed to do, faced by a creeping sense of wrongness.
It was a very tense ten minute break.
“Just please no more fucking ooze monsters”
-DM to the Rogue before starting the next battle
“I’m worried this is turning into a vore thing.”
Our DM after our bard ate a freaking spider with a Fork of Gluttony
Killua: What’s the harm in us just taking a look around?
Kurapika: With this group? Clearly you haven’t been paying attention.
Gon: You almost killed me!
Hisoka: Oh, come on! Where’s your sense of fun?
Netero: What is your biggest weakness?
Killua: I can be uncooperative.
Netero: Give me an example.
Killua: No.
Meruem: This might be a little off-topic, but how good are you at digging holes?
Netero: What are-
Meruem: I mean, besides the one you already dug yourself into.
You can see his happiness