finally some good news
HE’S REAL
Month: Sep 2018
okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?
cause im sad
your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you
Team Guy. Original artwork by me. Series by Masashi Kishimoto.
My team mates are the coolest!!!
when theres a buy 1 get 1 sale on oreos at walmart
fuck what anyone says about crows ive seen them myself and have concluded i love them
accidentally ate two medium pizzas (about the size of two small pizzas in america) like 4 hours ago and now my stomach feels the way the minecraft “oof” hitsound bassboosted and clipping because it’s really loud sounds
‘accidentally’
i was running up the stairs with them and i tripped and they kinda just slipped in there
dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.
What does that have to do with gaming ?
fake gamer spotted. take the shot.
Dont yous call yourself a gamer if yous dont think about dick everyday
Happy September 21st everyone!
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
I reblogged to much to let it go away in like a day?? 