You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.
Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.
But here we are.
Reblogging for both the commentary and the blog name.
My players were leveling up, and our rogue’s player was talking about a new feat her character, Felix, would possibly be getting.
Rogue (Felix): I really like this feat
Me (DM): Oh? What’s that? Felix likes feet?
Rogue (Felix): F-E-A-T
Fighter (Vannon): Haha, Felix has a foot fetish
Rogue (Felix): Sure. Felix has a foot fetish.
Cleric (Luka): Lets all go around and say which kinks our characters have. I’ll go first, Luka’s got a daddy kink
Fighter (Vannon): They don’t call me Vore-non for nothing
I reblogged to much to let it go away in like a day?? 