why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo
Month: Sep 2018
The dramatic irony in this is incredible
beeka
nb people are members of the fae
a-spec people are our trickster emissaries
treat them with respect but be wary of any offers of food
what, you thought it was a coincidence ace culture is based on cake and puns? how foolish.
you know who else likes wordplay and tempting foods?
Well, I guess you baker beware of all these cookies I made today. Looks like they’re going to go to waist whether you eat them or not. At yeast I’ll have them all to myself now…
PUNS AND TEMPTING FOOD, I TOLD YOU
this was very good and i’m very proud of these boys
I’m making flan for the first time and I’m so scared it’s going to turn out bad
there should be a german word for that ambiguous fear of trying a new recipe and not knowing how it will end
The only word close to that right now is stress
not specific enough. we should invent a word. let’s see what should we use as a root. hmm i suggest the prefix -noia from paranoia
Sounds good but what would the suffix be?
opsie -noia is a suffix, i typoed. for a prefix then, let’s see…something to do with cooking, baking, let me take a look
ok not loving any of these… well maybe bacanoia? how’s that sound?
scratch all of that. i was over thinking. culinary + paranoia = culinoia
there, that’s it.
cu·li·noi·a
ˈkələˈnoiə
noun
a feeling of suspicion or anxiety surrounding the outcome of a new recipe.
Oh my god you are the smartest person I know
dispiriting, honestly
my melody being relatable
Palm trees are bullshit
explain
No.
Watch the whole thing 💀
He hustled you…
He hustled you GOOD
😂😂😂😂😂
Omg🤣
I reblogged to much to let it go away in like a day?? 