pazdelahuertafanclub2005:

pazdelahuertafanclub2005:

pazdelahuertafanclub2005:

men: i love offensive jokes, if you get offended you are a politically correct pussy

women: hehe small pee pee

men:

men: make me a sandwich

women:

women: i want a boyfriend with a big dick

men:

me: *makes this post*

this little dum dum:

chickenkeeping:

chickenkeeping:

i just found out about marchenero pouters and my life will probably never be the same

they also go by the name thief pouters because we literally bred them to be so sexy they just go out and bring home other peoples pigeons. that amount of cooing potential is irresistible to lady pigeons. they fly out, woo a random pigeon, and bring them back to their owners loft. ok. 

When the bard uses intimidate

geeky-jez:

lekosis:

mistergrim13:

gamedude113:

jeza-red:

ma-at-thought:

lark-in-ink:

failedyoursavingthrow:

When they roll a 20:

When they roll a 1:

never not reblog the angry dooting=_=

When the enemy is a better bard than you

@nerdybuddha

no idea wtf is happening in that last gif but you really gotta respect the level of raw commitment they’re displaying here

I feel like you’d be even more confused to learn they’re aggressively singing “Like a Virgin” at each other in that last one.