incorrect-hunterx-quotes:

Chrollo: Tell me, Hisoka, exactly what you were doing before I came home.

Hisoka: Alright, well…I was upstairs…

Chrollo: Okay…

Hisoka: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…

Chrollo: Yes?

Hisoka: reading a book…

Chrollo: Go on…

Hisoka: And, uh, well this guy walked in…

Chrollo: Okay…

Hisoka: So, I went up to him…

Chrollo: Yes…

Hisoka: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

(Silence.)

Chrollo: Hisokaaaaaaaaaaaaa, that KILLS people!

(Source: Llamas with Hats)

incorrect-hunterx-quotes:

Nobunaga: Uvo, wait! It’s too dangerous! We need a plan-

Uvogin: Huh?! That’s way too much trouble!

Nobunaga: Haven’t you ever heard of the saying, “If you want to shoot the general, first shoot the horse”?

Machi: If you want to shoot the general, then you should just SHOOT THE GENERAL!