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mefirstwiener:

kellyclowers:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

chongoblog:

Caught in a rather good romance

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. 😀

…that is exactly what it sounds like

trans-giles:

trans-giles:

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined