guanshanbabyfox:

Old先’s 2nd artbook

You can order it here if you’re from Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan, USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand or Japan

And you can order it here if you’re not from any of these countries

DND w/out character sheets is awful

yourplayersaidwhat:

OUR DM, @ ME: Okay. You’re in the blacksmith’s metal shop. What are you gonna do?
ME: Seduce the blacksmith.
DM: Okay, roll.
(I roll two d5s. (We’re poor.) I get a 10.)
DM: Fuck.
ME: (excitedly) I’m gonna fuck the blacksmith!

Bouncy Arrow

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: An arrow is fired at you from the woods. Role an acrobatics check to dodge it

Half-Elf (Me): *rolls nat 20* Hell yeah!

DM: *rolls high for the arrow* Okay so you dodge the arrow but it bounces off the tree and goes towards the Dragonborn

Dragonborn: *rolls nat 20*

(The arrow ended up bouncing off the trees repeatedly until eventually hitting the Dragonborn in he crouch on a nat 1)

soft-yellow-sky:

y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao