Leorio: the moon is really beautiful tonight.
Kurapika: yes it is.
Gon: we should tell them that’s a tortilla you threw at the window
Killua: please don’t

Gon: Dad, I think I made a terrible mistake!

Ging: Funnily enough, that’s what I told your grandfather about nine months before you were born.

Back in Yorknew City

incorrect-hunterx-quotes:

*Hisoka’s phone rings*
Hisoka: Hang on, I got to take this. Yello.
Machi: What did you do?
Hisoka: Alright. But you can’t be mad at me.
Machi: What did you do?
Hisoka: Okay, first. I was minding my own business.
Machi: Bullshit!
Hisoka: *Whines* But I waaaasss!
Machi: And what exactly happened while you were ‘minding your own business.’
Hisoka: So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, and all the sudden some schmucks kick in my door!
*Several mobsters run into Hisoka’s Hotel Room*
Hisoka: And one of them yelled out-
Mobster: Get on your knees!
Hisoka: And I responded with-
Flashback Hisoka: I’m not your mother last night!
Hisoka: And they took exception to that.
*Hisoka gets shot by the three mobsters and Hisoka plays dead for a bit*
Hisoka: But you know how that song and dance goes.
*Cartoon violence ensues, Hisoka kills them all brutally*
Hisoka: And I killed all but one of them.
Machi: What happened to the last one?
*Mobster shoots himself*
Hisoka: Pussed out like a bitch! Silver lining, free room service!

incorrect-hunterx-quotes:

“Good luck screwing me, you’re not really my type”

— Machi, to Hisoka

incorrect-hunterx-quotes:

Killua: We are screwed.

Leorio: Hey, no, hey. I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!

Gon, upbeat: We are screwed!

Kurapika: There you go.