diggly:

hatarlakrits:

i love that jean valjeans alter ego is monsieur madeleine. madeleine is a french muffin. he is called mister muffin. how could this man possibly be a crook. why would javert ever suspect this man of any crime.

#IMAGINE JAVERT STORMING DOWN THE STREETS OF PARIS#LIFTING PEOPLE BY THEIR SHIRTFRONTS SCREAMING#DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN #IM CrYING HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS 

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

disposablebicycle:

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

garashirs:

garashirs:

truly one of the funniest things about lotr to me is how much hostility
the hobbits, a race of cheerful, fun-loving farm people, bear towards
gandalf for absolutely NO reason except that he kills their chill vibe

the hobbits of the shire whenever they hear gandalf is in town: