Uvogin: Nobunaga, you need to react when people cry!
Nobunaga: I did. I rolled my eyes.
Month: Sep 2018
“Uh… What’s with this sassy… lost child?”
— Killua, to Gon, meeting Bisky for the 1st time
“In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, go fuck yourself, please.”
— Everyone, to Hisoka
Killua: Why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Gon: They needed adult supervision.
Bisky: God, help the person who ends up dating Palm.
Gon: I’m dating Palm.
Bisky: My condolences.
Leorio: *sees Gon and Killua interacting*
Leorio: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.
Kurapika: You mean you… ship them?
“At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection.” -Hisoka (source: dbz abridged- episode 60 pt.1)
Gon: You mean attentio-?
Hisoka: You all know what I’m about!
(Just thought I’d continue with the same source)
Kurapika: I’ve heard quite a lot about you.
Hisoka: Oh, really?
Kurapika: The Nightwalker… who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond human, a monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself –
Hisoka: Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!
Kurapika: Ex-cuse you..?
Hisoka: Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick.
Gon: If I nearly drowned and had to be given mouth to mouth, would you do it?
Killua: I’d do it anyway. I’d do it now.
Both: …
Gon: Wha-
Killua, running away: UHH I SAID NO
Melody: To solving a murder.
Kurapika: To solving a murder!
Leorio: To Rihanna, because I love Rihanna.
I reblogged to much to let it go away in like a day?? 