trainergold:

some-bread:

since everyone is posting their fav fesh pince part heres mine

mm mmMM

look i  think i know how to help will. we’ve gotta AttaCK ‘im,

*walks over*

SHESH SHESH SHESH SHESH *POWERS UP* SHEkESH

*cries* *audience laughs*

(aAaWwwww AAa Awwwwww)

WOIYOIYAYAYAEOU WEEO doodadadEEeeEEeeEEeeEEEE

*audience laughs uprariously*

I WAS MINDIN MY DAMN BUSINESS EATIN SOME DAMN FRUIT bababababababaBAba babababababaBAba bababababababABa *zooms in* 8gunshot* *duck drops* *wiggly noise*

AAURAUGHRAA I WAS MINDIN MY DI DI DII DI DI MY DI DI DII DI DI MY DI DI DII DI DI

oouoouuu :(((

*audience laughs*

worldbuildingrpgideas:

probablygoodrpgideas:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

  1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
  2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
  3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

  • There are no gods here
  • Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  • God’s dead and soon we will be too
  • I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

  • Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  • This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  • Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

  • God wishes he were me
  • One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

Makes these ancient wisdoms in your setting

Ancient Kobold temples of Tiamat hold these inscriptions

icedcoffee-and-oldmusic:

when-in-doubt-sing:

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

this isn’t 100% punk but dude down to it this is the essence of punk

phoebe-does:

a piece of advice my dad gave me and I’ve never forgotten is, “if you won’t worry about it in 4 months, don’t worry about it now.” saved me countless times, it’s a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if you’ll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? don’t beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Don’t overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.