OUR DM, @ ME: Okay. You’re in the blacksmith’s metal shop. What are you gonna do?
ME: Seduce the blacksmith.
DM: Okay, roll.
(I roll two d5s. (We’re poor.) I get a 10.)
DM: Fuck.
ME: (excitedly) I’m gonna fuck the blacksmith!
OUR DM, @ ME: Okay. You’re in the blacksmith’s metal shop. What are you gonna do?
ME: Seduce the blacksmith.
DM: Okay, roll.
(I roll two d5s. (We’re poor.) I get a 10.)
DM: Fuck.
ME: (excitedly) I’m gonna fuck the blacksmith!