Chrollo: Tell me, Hisoka, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Hisoka: Alright, well…I was upstairs…
Chrollo: Okay…
Hisoka: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…
Chrollo: Yes?
Hisoka: reading a book…
Chrollo: Go on…
Hisoka: And, uh, well this guy walked in…
Chrollo: Okay…
Hisoka: So, I went up to him…
Chrollo: Yes…
Hisoka: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
(Silence.)
Chrollo: Hisokaaaaaaaaaaaaa, that KILLS people!
(Source: Llamas with Hats)